I have been sleeping on the floor for the past two weeks of a tiny farmer's cottage by the sea with three #cats as housemates. Just yesterday they brought me not one but two peace offerings of bird and mouse carcasses. Thoughtful little buggers but they made such the mess! How did I end up on the floor of this itty-bitty seaside cottage with such thoughtful roommates, you might ask? I'll tell you. Several years ago, after the pursuit of several advanced degrees at two of the